buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

Source: nbhcannibal

deducingbucky:

thecapn:

one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying 

what the fuck

Source: penisanxiety

bombing:

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

Source: bombing

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

Source: ladragonaria

cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

Source: vine-gif

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